I want to share my impressions of visiting this cafe in the first hours of my arrival in Baku, on the occasion of my wife's birthday, an arrival that, in fact, not only ruined the whole holiday, but was also accompanied by a circus of a man who initially introduced himself as the director named Asif. The choice fell on this Cafe, as it was not far from the hotel and it was assumed that the establishment located in such a place should correspond to the level. But in fact, it's a very greasy, smoky place, from the menu to the tables. However, as well as the service, and most of all I was surprised by the toilet on the street, without heating with ice water. In terms of food, we generally ate with a stretch of 3 out of 5, the so-called lamb antricote is inedible and odorless. The most interesting thing is that while we were eating, the cleaner washed the marble steps with water, the weather was 0-minus, the staff was not in control, they were sitting next to the table with friends who had come. When leaving the cafe, my wife slipped on the icy porch and was injured when she fell backwards down two steps. At the same time, until I called for help to carry my wife and call an ambulance, none of the staff rushed to help. And when they found out what had happened, they put a rubber mat on the steps and let's break the ice. As a result, I waited for an ambulance for 30 minutes, the ambulance went to the cafe on the embankment for another 30 minutes, since my wife could not walk and needed a stretcher, plus they were waiting for a referral to the hospital, X-rays and a doctor's examination were paid, the diagnosis was a severe bruise, maximum rest for a week, provided that we arrived at her place for 3.5 days. THANKS TO THE DOCTORS AND THE AMBULANCE DRIVER, they did not leave us in the hospital, but carried us on their stretchers to the offices and also TOOK us TO the HOTEL, because, despite being injected with anesthetic, my wife could not move. And then a man appeared at the hotel, I repeat, at the moment he called himself the director and gave me this speech: that he did not have time to arrive at the cafe, and then did not have time to go to the hospital, but he personally apologizes and HE GIVES the FLOOR!!! that it will compensate for all the costs associated with the incident and that if you just need any other help, then I also live nearby and I will always come to help 24/7, and YOU, OUR GUESTS OF THE CAPITAL, will do everything. The result of the trip is this: at 12 a.m., an ambulance brought us to the hotel because my wife could not get up, by morning the injection took effect, plus pills that planted the pancreas, through pain and sleepless nights, we still saw Baku in fact. But when it came to compensation, and I didn't even plan to claim for the ruined trip, but only for the doctors and the hotel, which had to be extended, although they planned to take a walk until a late departure, Asif's "director" became not a director, but an assistant, and he needs to coordinate compensation with the real director, but he won't answer the phone, well and he was talking all that kind of nonsense. At the same time, we listened throughout the trip that the most important fast for Muslims began on this day and everyone adheres to it very strictly. To give a WORD of help and not even call in three days and ask how you are? Allah is your judge. And go to the old town to eat, it's not far to go, the price is not more expensive or even cheaper, but THE SERVICE AND THE KAPETS ARE DELICIOUS.